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look at those tiny men and their giant braindead slaves!

Who runs Barter Town? Master Blaster runs Barter Town!


Taser Parties!


Wow.  I'm sorry, but I'm really excited not to be making this shit up.  Taser parties are real!  Believe it.  Read it.  Own it.

(But seriously, what's up with the dude on the right?  Did they just pull him off the street, like, "Hey can you help hold this woman while we torture her? Thanks.")

BBC, you're awesome.

And dear reader, I know it's not the kind of taser party we all wish it was but let's not let that stop us! Taser Parties are the way of the future!


College


That's all!


Pickle Surprise



Tonight! Japanther at Europa.


98 Meserole St and Manhattan Ave
in Greenpoint, BKNY
9:30 $8 Wednesday the 7th
JAPANTHER with the Pharmacy, Ninjasonik, Dirty Finger



Obama Pulls Ahead!


(photo: Obama with running mate)

Sen. Barack Obama won the North Carolina primaries yesterday. And Hillary loans herself $6 million.

Read all the details here. 


Alpine Sex


Remember in high school when you'd have sex in cars and closets? Ha! You're all grown up now, so let's raise the ante.  Get it? Raise the ante! I'm so damn funny.

Seriously, watch this video 'cause it's awesome (and NSFW). 


Breaking News: Seal Rapes Penguin!


According to the BBC, this young male seal was sexually inexperienced (and frustrated) so he mounted and humped a poor, defenseless penguin!

Now, tell me global warming is a myth!

(Thanks, Carissa.) Read more at BBC.


Best and Brightest: Chief Spring Showcase


Damn great turn out on Friday! And the photos looked pretty good too. (Really good, actually).

Stay turned for a closing party BBQ announcement.  Meanwhile, the gallery is open pretty much every afternoon if you'd like to swing by.
@ The ARM
281 N.7th St & Havemeyer/Meeker
BKNY

OR... email Amanda@Chiefmag.com to make an appointment.


Tonight! Leaders of Cake Shop.


Leaders plays around midnight, or so we're told. Margaritas at "the hat", then Leaders to ring in Cinco de Mayo!