You already know.
WhoooOOOOO!
Pilates can go eat a bag of dicks when I’m through with this!
I have now officially found my calling in life. I might not make it back from this mission in one piece, though. On that note, I bid you all adieu….
Do not mourn my disappearance, Celebrate my life!
XOXO,
Goldie
(My fingers are crossed that dinosaurs will be involved…)
We’re having a closing party BBQ! And hey… it’s our launch party for issue 13 too! Holy shit!
Yup. The CIA is recruiting through the NY Times… this ad is up and running at the NY Times website. Seems like a conflict of interests but maybe not, ya know? I can’t wait until they install TVs in the subway and start advertising there.
(Thanks Max!)
This year marks the 5th annual Creativity Now Conference and the line up looks better than ever! David Shrigley, David Cross, Harmonie Korine, and tons more at Cooper Union this weekend.
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The time is nigh, and the four horsemen are saddling up kids. According to a press release put out by MTV Networks, The 21st installment of the orchestrated ‘reality show’ the Real World is coming to Brooklyn this fall. We all know they’ll be put in the ‘burg, or some well-heeled loft off the L, but wouldn’t it be so much more entertaining (and ‘realer’ ) if it was Real World: East Flatbush or better yet, Marcy? There would be a whole episode of poor little Tracy-Lynn from Utah waiting for the G Train at 1AM. I don’t know if this qualifies for the ‘bag of dicks’ award or the next endurance challenge. You decide!
Thanks for the heads up Jo!
A man was arrested today in Venice, Italy for photographing 3,000 asses. Yes, 3,000 asses. Something tells me he was definitely making a “Boner Jamz 2008″ compilation DVD.
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I’m quivering with anticipation awaiting the new season of American Gladiators!
To help promote this, our favorite (and definitely not creepy whatsoever) tower of testosterone, Wolf, is prowling NYC… You heard me, he is HERE. I will not sleep until I hear that signature howl and see those blindingly white, realistic veneers in person. That’s right, I’m going to check every playground in this city until I get an autograph (just for you, Crazyhorse)…
And in cased you missed it, Wolf was also promoting his new website on The Today Show this morning! Check it out here…
(Did I mention that I loathe Hulk Hogan? Ugh! Give it up, BROTHER. And, take off the ban-damn-dana, already! We all know you’ve been bald since the late 1930’s!!!)
