Nerds! Come together! The greatest news since the Real Girl was invented. Sam Raimi set to direct World of Warcraft movie for Legendary Pictures! That’s right, the same guy behind every one of those Anchor Bay Evil Dead sucker box sets that you buy every time a new limited edition Necronomicon-looking DVD comes out and the Spider Man movies is going to direct the reason you still live in a basement.
Also, something I found while googling Sam Raimi:
Look at this piece of shit! Nothing worse than tattoos that like, burst through your skin or fire that is eating its way out of your body, but this just makes NO sense at all. It’s not like Peter Parker had to take off his Peter Parker suit to reveal his Spider Man colored flesh… IT’S A FUCKING SUIT! Please tell us this comes off for when you want to attempt to have sex with someone.