French President Nicolas Sarkozy is slaying this girl. Good for him. Good for the French! Carla here is Italian and the French and Italians don’t exactly get along. Carla Bruni is an Italian model and singer songwriter. Sarkozy slaying her is like fucking the poster-girl of your rival gang. But make no mistake, they’re not married.
The BBC is all over it: “Ms Bruni told Liberation newspaper that she could not go on an official trip as she was not married to him.”
“I’m monogomous from time to time,” Carla Bruni told Time Magazine last year. “But I prefer polygamy and polyandry.”
Other dudes she’s slept with? Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Kevin Costner, and Donald Trump.
All in all, I say, get it while you can, baby.