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Welcome to first installment of a new blog serial here at Chief titled, “I Chat with…” Where we conduct mini-informal interviews with some of our favorite writers, bloggers, artists, musicians, and whatevers over iChat. Just delicious morsels for you, out in Readerland, to consume as you breathlessly await a new issue.

So, without further adieu, let me present…

I Chat with… College Callgirl!

Jacque @ Chief Magazine: hey

College Callgirl: hello! we did it!

we certainly did

so how we gonna do this sucker? Do you have questions for me?
Or are we just talking about Celebrity Rehab?

so sad about carl winslow’s little girl…

I feel like marijuana is a really lame addiction, though
I didn’t even know they had rehab for that.
I thought it was just called “gaining 10 lbs”

I thought it was just called “Chief Mag HQ”

haha
I hate weed. I only do drugs to help me justify my bad decisions.

let’s get into it then!

ok!

do you consider yourself a blogger before a hooker?

I don’t think anyone really considers themselves a “blogger.”
I mean, I’m a writer.
Wait, do I sound like an asshole?
I just mean I was a writer a long time before I ever had sex for money.

When did you decide to start writing/blogging about your job?

I always had the idea in the back of my head that someday I would write about these experiences I was having.
Actually if you look back to the beginning of the blog, the first stories are written years ago.
But I didn’t decide to put them on a blog until my friend Tracie started doing so well over at OneDataTime.
I just thought….”Well, I can do that.”

Yes, that is how I found you,

Yeah, Tracie and I were friends. She didn’t even know about the hooking, but she started talking about how she wanted to meet a hooker to pick her brain.
And I kind of “confessed.”
I’m playing Scrabulous while we do this
I like that you can spell weeny

I’m picking my nose.
so, are you still in college?

Well if you put this in the article it will be the first time I’ve explicitly said one way or another.
But, no, I graduated recently.

Ah, time for a blog name change.

ha, you know what’s funny about the blog name?

what’s that?

I picked it cause I thought it sounded kind of funny like a Lifetime Movie with Tori Spelling or something.
But I didn’t realize it was going to be as popular as it eventually was and that I would be kind of stuck with that.
So, like, if I write a book, it’s gonna have this stupid name!
It’s so kitschy.

Do you have tons of dudes that read your blog, contacting you for sex?

Yeah. I get lots of weird mail.
But number one is probably dudes who want to buy me.
I just tell them I would never meet anyone through the blog.
I got a weird email last night from this chick that found the blog in her husband’s history.

wait,

Apparently he’s a sex and porn addict and she wrote me like, 10 pages about how I’m aiding that.

Oh, so you didn’t fuck him?

No, no, she’s just upset that he was looking at it.
She wanted me to put a disclaimer on the site.
about how sex addiction is a serious problem
I mean, maybe I fucked him, who knows?

“CollegeCallGirl”
not enough of a disclaimer?

It was kind of sad. She was obviously at the end of her rope.

I’ve noticed you’ve, maybe not tamed down, but certainly post about a larger variety of things than just hooking, I felt when you started, or when I first read your blog, you were writing more about the experiences you were having.

Well, that’s two things…1) there’s only so many good stories. Every time I fuck somebody for money, that doesn’t make a fascinating blog topic.
So I have like, a storehouse of the best stories
a lot of them are old
and I don’t want to run through them too fast
Also, I don’t want to be completely pigeonholed as hooker girl. I am a writer, and I would like to be able to write about other things someday.
Like my ass instead of my vagina.
jk

How do you respond to people who rail against you and your blog for being fake?

That’s died down lately, actually. I think the blog has been around long enough now that people realize how hard it would be for me to be making up this whole thing and sustaining it.
It really does bother me when people think it’s fake. It’s so frustrating, just cause there’s no way to prove them wrong short of showing them my tits, you know?
But it just seems like it would be so HARD to make up this whole fake persona and write up fake stories every week.

JT Le-callgirl (worst joke I’ve ever made)

That is bad. I’m trying to think of a better one now.
maybe with James Frey?
I got nothing.

has anyone close to you, who didn’t know you were a hooker, read your blog and ask if it was you?

Uh, yes.
Well, some of my friends figured out who it was because they had heard one of the stories before.
But I’ve also had two former johns email me because they recognized themselves on the blog.
Which was kind of panic-inducing because I’m not really very nice to the johns sometimes
in the stories
But they were very cool about it. I think they felt kind of famous and flattered.
Even when I was like “This guy is a mouthbreathing sex pervert.”

I’ve always wondered, in my daydreams about being a hooker, what I would do if a client had horrible breath…

You daydream about being a hooker?

um, no,

haha
busted
I don’t think I’ve ever dealt with horrible breath. Maybe I’d pull a Pretty Woman and tell them I don’t kiss on the lips.

But, back to hooker day dreams, what chick, at some point or another, hasn’t thought of making money by fucking?

yeah, it’s easy
and you can make a ton of money
For some reason I lacked whatever that curbing impulse is that keeps most chicks from doing it though
for one thing I was really really young when I started
I kind of just didn’t know better
Are you from a small town?

yes, very

Small towns churn out hookers

and as I’ve mentioned on the blog, I used to be very overweight
so I lost a bunch of weight and all of a sudden I was getting all this attention…

what are you now

Oh yeah right, I’m gonna put my weight on a blog
let’s just say a lot less
why do you say small towns churn out hookers?

I feel like every hooker I’ve met has been from a small town,

you must be on the hooker beat
you’ve got your daydreams, your hooker friends

Well, I feel like once you’ve lived in New York long enough and are in a certain scene long enough… basically, you meet everyone doing everything living in NY.

I wonder why the small town thing is true, though.
Just naive?

I mean, what’s going on in small towns that compares to getting loads of money for fucking?

meth!

Did you do meth when you were younger?

ha, no, I’ve never done meth
but we have it in small towns
and teen pregnancy
lot of that
have you done meth?

No.

I don’t like drugs that are bad for my skin.

what other ones are bad for your skin?
Heroin. I guess.

is it?
I’ve never done heroin either

Me neither.

it looks SO unfun to me, I know it must be awesome because people get so addicted, but its like “Here, do this drug, and sit around and nod off for a few hours.”

Yeah. Not too much fun.
But then again, I am the most boring person on earth.

Oh? I’m loads of fun.
haha

So, what do you hope to write a book about?

I actually shopped one around and nobody bought it.
But maybe that’s for the best for now.
I’m not sure I really want to write this same story over and over and over again.

??

I’ve been writing about hooking for a year now

And that’s what the book is about?

oh, yeah! The one I tried to sell was.
But I have other ideas.
Mostly sex-related.

Not like you would tell me, but, are you romantically involved with anyone?

I would never talk about it if I was.

Fair enough.

I will say that not everybody wants to date someone who has had sex for money.
Also I will say that I have no fucking consonants in this Scrabulous game

Can you spell out Hawaiian words?

I don’t know, what you got?

let’s see…

are you Hawaiian?

noooooo

You should have said yes! It sounds exotic.

I’m exotic enough.
So, what else can I ask,

“exotic” sounds like an escort’s ad already

I don’t think I could hook.

what about stripping? I feel like that would be harder.

Stripping is hard work,

totally! And you have to keep up the charade of actually liking your customers for sooo much longer.

I think what I’m trying to say is, I don’t like work, in general…

Work sucks.

So, what else do you like to do?
(other than writing and hooking and playing scrabble)

My hobbies, once again, are super-specific to me.
But I do a lot of stuff. I like to keep busy. I freakin’ volunteer.

Let’s see… how do you feel about Heath Ledger dying (may he rest in peace)?
There’s a nice neutral topic.

Oh my god I so don’t care.
I mean, I think it’s sad when anybody dies.
But I don’t care more about Heath Ledger dying than any of the other millions of people who die.
People are acting very personally affected.

Really? (I haven’t been outside in days)

Um, by “people” I mean the words on the Internet screen that pass for my people in my life.

I just like how the news keeps reporting the same four details,

Nobody’s sobbing in my building lobby or anything.
MK, pills, masseuse
I feel sad he went before he got the massage.
Doesn’t seem right.

I wonder if it (the massage) was going to be with or without release?

ooooh, good question
Actually, I was the masseuse.

HA!

Is the headline on this going to be “College Callgirl Heartless Ledger-Killing Bitch”?

It will be now,

“College Callgirl To Ledger’s Family: Get Over It”

Do you want to plug anything?

Nope, just the blog.
and while I am unaffiliated with the makers of Scrabulous, it’s a very fun game.
“College Callgirl Top Exec at Hasbro”

“College Callgirl Beats Dead Horse”

“College Callgirl Kicks Interviewer in the Box”

“Interviewer’s Box to College Callgirl: OUCH”

haha

So,
let’s have a fun parting question!

ok!
I love fun!

Can we do this again sometime?

Yes, for 300 an hour.

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