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| George Saunders | Have Gun, Will Travel |
| Why Do Dogs Laugh? | Just Like The Movies |
| Hooters Girls' Perspective | Cabbage Patch Adults |
| Monthly Pornobioscoop | Comics! |
| Pen Pals | |
 | Author George Saunders discusses God, intuition, and the need to be systematically humble |
 | "They used me unabashedly; I was their 'human curiosity' on display and I was netting them attention that only American money could buy." |
 | Wait. Do dogs laugh? What makes them laugh? Are they laughing at us? |
 | Michal Kosakowski used over 400 clips from 52 Hollywood films to reconstruct the events of September 11, 2001 |
 | Being a Hooters girl in Singapore is fun. It is both financially and psychologically rewarding. |
 | What becomes of those Kids that go unsold, or worse, left in The Patch for eternity? |
 | We go first, so you can come quickly. |
 | Andy Rementer's "Techno Tuesday" hits close to home and will make you cry as much as it makes you laugh. |
 | Write a letter to Bill O'Reilly |
 | The Goddamn Rattlesnake plays country music. Lonesome, uplifting, bitter, beautiful country music. |
 | Ed Zipco takes the sort of photos you don't want your mother to see. Or even know about. |
 | Donny Miller sells enthusiasm. But he's also an illustrator, art director, and writer. |
 | Brandon Ivey is the only permanent member of Jimes. And he's hilarious. |
 | Alex Smith of Red China says poetry and painting are dead to the people who it should be dead for. |
 | Martina Fugazzotto never draws anything overtly sexual. Or so she claims. |
 | Michael Sanchez & Friends talk about their music, films, and Forrest Hump. |
 | Kim Schifino of rock duo Matt & Kim also makes wood cut out superheroes. |
 | Antlered Life is A'yan Tran's blog, a social documentation of "life between the antlers." |
 | Patrick Elkins is disappointed when people don't let him lick their toes after his shows. |
 | Tod Seelie is always where you want to be. Before you are. In the shit. Taking beautiful photos. |
 | Kelsey Brookes was raised on National Geographic. No wonder he paints naughty scenes of beastiality. |
 | Dan Deacon says Baltimore, Maryland is the greatest city in America. Believe it or not. |
 | Percy Widget is a figment of your imagination, a child, a warrior, and a photographer. |
 | Fantasy Goat is a website run by a man who likes to share funny photos he finds on the internet. |
 | More Than A Friend describes the relationship between Krista Bursey and Jason Wasserman. |
 | Guillermo Munro feels guilty about throwing stuff away so sometimes he paints on cardboard. |
