Being an exhibitionist myself, I have been able to resolve the dark side of my exhibitionism through the "Mangina."  It's complicated, but being fingered thousands of times allowed me to step outside of my exhibitionist box and embrace what it is that I wanted by exposing myself. It was never about exposing myself, it was more like a woman who flashes her breasts... a simple need for erotic attention.

Unfortunately, for a man, it's creepy. Thus "Mangina" was born, and I am living happily ever after! Women love it! And being exposed and fingered—and whatever the hell else—is down right fun. It's like a party favor. They can sense I'm not a creep because having your nut sack fingered really isn't that titillating.

Now, about Tommy Nut Bag... errr, Tommy the Naked Man. He is a classic exhibitionist. He gets off on being naked. He is a hell of a nice guy (and what a great face), but carries the glossy-eyed baggage of an exhibitionist who feeds on the eyes of women and whatever else gives his nut sack visual attention. I like Tommy and hope he isn't offended by my words. I call it as I see it!

Sincerely yours! —Mangina

Chief Magazine: So tell me about your new show…

Tommy D. the Naked Man: It’s coming up next month and it’s going to be a variety show, kind of—not really variety, but what I would call multimedia.

Ok.

It’s going to contain a visual artist. Valmont sprout will be in it, Tommy Nutsack, Tommy Big Balls…

You go by Tommy Big Balls now? You just gave me a new name? Is this a monthly thing?

No, just Naked Man, Tommy D. Naked Man. Naked Man has always been my name.
Also, you will have big Mike in the show, and you will have…

He’s got small balls, right?

[Laughing]

And you’ll also not have Christine Capote this time. Christine Capote couldn’t make it because she’s made the fliers you know, the fancy fliers. And you will have Lit Guya, and in addition you will have Amy Wazulio.

She lives right upstairs. Did you know that? I was actually supposed to be guest on her show tonight.

I would love to be on that show.

And I said that I had to do the interview with you and she got all pissed off.

So you didn’t do the show?

Well, I was in the show. It’s not like I canceled my gig…

I have some poetry with me.

Oh that’s cool.

I don’t always get to read it the right way.

Well, if you don’t mind I will take a copy. I can send it with the interview.

Well, I don’t have a copy.

I can make a copy, but you know it will be protected. It will be copyrighted.

I don’t have it copyrighted. I should.

You wrote it, right?

Yeah. I wrote it.

So it’s copyrighted.

Yeah, it’s copyrighted.

The second I copy it here, you will have a witness. I believe in people’s rights.

I hear you.

Um, well, I know about you, not really that much.

Well, you know some of it.

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You’re a performance artist, and a poet.

Mainly a poet.

You would say that poetry is your first love, your main thing?

First hand, and I do some performance art.

So poetry is what you do every day?

Not every day, but I have to work in music three days a week.

Music? What kind of music?

With real records.

You do music too? Really?

Yeah.

You sing?

No, just inventory and stock.
    
Oh, okay, because I can see you as a singer, like a Roy Orbison or Elvis Presley.

[Laughs] I wish I could, you know. I work 3 days a week, 12 hour days, but I put up with a lot of shit.

Yeah no shit. Well, it all sounds like a good deal.

Leaves me four days to myself.

That’s a lot. That’s not so bad. That’s kind of cool to get it all out of the way. That’s very cool to get it all out of the way, then boom, you’re done.

[Laughs]

So you like to perform naked?
 
Yes, I do everything naked.

You do everything naked?

Just about. I pee on the subway with clothes on.

You go to work naked?

Well, I do that too.

Oh really? They let you walk around work naked?

Yeah.

Really? That’s cool. No shit. That’s a good job. You don’t do it all the time though?
    
Well, I don’t like to push the envelope.