| FEATURES | |
| Matt and Kim | Have Gun, Will Travel |
| Peter Garfield | New Years in Italy |
| Sam Lipsyte | Cousin Fuckers |
| Christmas Movies! | Monthly Pornobioscoop |
| Best Albums of 2006 | Comics! |
| Pen Pals | |
 | Happy rock duo from Brooklyn, Matt and Kim have a fanatic following, an upcoming video on MTV2, and a couple of albums to boot. |
 | "As I can piece it together, it was most likely that ‘ugly slags’ comment that made the pimp attack me." |
 | His videos leave you giddily skeptical, as does his Mobile Home photo series. He just loves fucking with your head. |
 | Photographs of party-goers in Bologna and Venice, Italy. |
 | Author Sam Lipsyte discusses fatherhood, the future, and drugs. |
 | Exactly that. Famous people who fucked their cousins. |
 | Sure, you may have had a crappy childhood, filled with divorce and bad orthodontia, but once a year, in the darkest of days, comes Christmas! |
 | We go first so you can come quickly. |
 | The very best ones. We promise. |
 | Rabies and Scabies. Greyhounds. Comic series by Alex Smith & Peter LaBier. |
 | Write a letter to Ike Turner. Or Mike Tyson. Or Matt LeBlanc. |
 | Miro Aroyo of Ladytron sings in this four-member super sexy, sometimes Bulgarian electro band. |
 | Haruo Suekichi makes watches, watches the likes of which you've never seen and will barely understand. |
 | Nick Chatfield-Taylor directs music videos, takes portraits, and knows a thing or two about knife hits. |
 | Ben Frost is an Australian artist who thinks Bill O'Reilly is Satan and advertising is violence. |
 | Andres du Bouchet hosted "Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions." And his parents don't love him. |
 | Marissa Moore of The Trucks sings about titties, bikes, and lame vegan ex-boyfriends. |
 | Chrissy Angliker makes fishing/fighing knuckles, chairs, and fire-extinguishers. We go fishing! |
 | Tiny Masters of Today are punk rock. And under 13 years old. Really. More punk than you'll ever be. |
 | Merche Blasco aka Burbuja is a musician and videomaker from Spain. Half child, half nightmare. |
 | Nick Barbie once beat the shit out of Jesus in New Orleans. He also paints. |
 | Karrie Hopper writes beautiful songs and beautiful words in Austin. And she loves love. |
 | Show Me The Pink is "from" Portland, but really there's so much more to their spectacle of booty rock. |
 | Jón Páll Halldórsson is the best damn tattooist in Iceland. Believe us. |
 | Andres Bedoya grew up in Bolivia. He makes photos and art that will gross you out and turn you on. |
 | Featured Contributors: Jun Zee Myers, Chris Morgan, Zack Rose... all beautiful creatures. |
