We Love Our Contributors
We'd like to give a little recognition to two of our most special and talented contributors. These people are killing it. And you should recognize, fool.

Katie Bruggeman lives in Brooklyn with her obese, one-eyed, arthritic cat, and is also looking to adopt a rabbit. In her spare time, she enjoys writing sketch comedy, smoking weed, watching terrible movies, and making lengthy excuses for her procrastination problems.
Originally from Minnesota, Katie was born into a very famous fishing family that last summer guided Bill O'Reilly for a day and a half on Rainy Lake.
She also likes swimming and can't tell you where she works due to a strongly-worded confidentiality agreement.

Nick Chatfield-Taylor is the living embodiment of all things right with Brooklyn, tightly packed into what we assume can't weigh more than a buck fifteen. Scarily talented, eerily dedicated, and yet soft to the touch, Nick has no shortage of projects on the horizon.
He's been so busy with his multiple bands, photography work, and a pile of music videos he's slated to direct, he hasn't had the time to change his clothes in weeks. Soon enough he's going to be neck deep in groupie cougar, but for now, Nick spends his free time working for us.
Did we mention he's also launching a clothing line? Ju-heezus.