| FEATURES | |
| Run Wrake | There Ain't But a Few |
| Julia Ayabe | Science Can Kill |
| Joe Garden | Morning Glory |
| The Monthly Pornobioscoop | Children's Movies! |
| Pen Pals! | Comics! |
| "When Kari-Jean left town her dogs ate each other. She locked her front door and left for Texas. Then the dogs ate each other..." |
| The head of Tokyo Perve gives us all the kinky details about Japan's underground parties. |
| What happens when you accidently kill your drug dealer and have to dispose of the body? Science happens, that's what. |
| He collects monkey movies and wants to replace Conan O'Brian. Oh, he's also the Features Editor over at The Onion. |
| a photo essay by Luke Stehpenson |
| We go first so you can come quickly. |
| Remember when you were a kid? Remember watching The Wizard of Oz, and Beauty and the Beast? Us too! |
| Write a letter to Judge Lance Ito, Rob Zombie, or Vanilla Ice. |
| Decaying Salesman Comics by N. Katzban |
| Todd P is more than just a party promoter. Some would say he is “the” party promoter of Brooklyn. We talk with him about racism, the Northwest, the evils of SXSW, literature, and exactly how he got to be where he is today. |
| Caveman City was an art exhibition featuring members of The Black Label Bike Club. |
| Leon Reid makes street art and teaches school kids about graffiti. You've probably seen his work. |
| The Mangina aka Patrick Bucklew wants you to finger-fuck him in his mangina. |
| CocoRosie now has a third album. And if not musicians, these girls would be dancers or teachers. |
| Dan Perrone creates interactive audio sculptures using cassette tape and RC cars. |
| Gidget Sparks raps about sex, dinosaurs, and Scientology. 'Nuff said. |
| Jason Sho Green is a wacky illustrator who willl make you weep with joyful bliss. |
| LingLing mixes 50 Cent with 1950's music. Something about being Siamise Twins... |
| Drew Morrison likes animals. And he likes drawing them. We like it too, especially the reptilian ones. |
| Jon the Dog is pretty much inexplicable. Hmmm... Yup. Jon the Dog. |
| Seasick is a lot like that one opium-induced dream you had: hypnotic, sexy, and surreal. |
| Adam Booth paints white elephants, exotic birds. and flaming peaches. |
| The Valentinos have missed as many flights as they've made. And it's a long flight from Australia. |
| Michelle Kaffko lives in Chicago where she makes films. She also plays blues harmonica. |
| Fur Cups For Teeth is a chick band. Or a girl band. With a male drummer. And they kill. |
| Christian Joy designs clothes for Karen O, among others. We like the clothes too. |
| Featured Contributors: Logan Antill and Stephanie Porto... |