| FEATURES | |
| Michael Gross | Science Can Kill |
| Real Dolls | Timothy Archibald |
| Pornobioscoop | Animal movies! |
| Pen Pals! | Comics! |
| More Comics! | |
 | Once in a while, a person comes along who has accomplished more than you would think possible. Michael Gross is one such person. Educated in Brooklyn, he went on to work as art director at National Lampoon before producing Hollywood films like Ghostbusters and Heavy Metal. These days he has a house on the beach and spends his time photographing naked women. |
 | What happens when you're fleeing a hoard of zombies and your car gets stuck in the mud? Science happens, that's what. |
 | a photo essay by Anoush Abrar |
 | He spent years roaming the United States to interview and photograph the inventors of sex machines. |
 | We go first so you can come quickly. |
 | Animals are movie stars too! Big stars! Stars of movies like Free Willy, Benji, and Air Bud! |
 | Write a letter to Bob Barker, Alex Trebek, or Drew Barrymore. |
 | Rabies & Scabies by Alex Smith and Mike Force. |
 | Frighteningly Androg by N. Katzban |
 | Joseph Salomon Frank spent five years producing a documentary about corruption and kidnapping in Brazil. The film is called Manda Bala, which translates into English as "Send a Bullet." |
 | High Places is a Brooklyn duo making ancient, indigenous percussion-based tunes |
 | Mark Cobrasnake Hunter & Cory Kennedy live in Los Angeles where they party and take photos. |
 | St. Vincent is the beautiful love child of June Carter and PJ Harvey, we shit you not. |
 | Ghostshrimp is a mad genius of an illustrator living in the woods somewhere on Mystery Mountain. |
 | Kristen Schaal is probably the funniest woman on the planet. Or at least the northern hemisphere. |
 | Kiiiiiii is a Japanese duo straight from the darkest corner of your brightest dream. |
 | Andy Sinboy is a mutt of a European making crazy street art from Bucharest to Paris. |
 | Derek & Simon are comedic geniuses, ten times smarter and funnier than anyone you know. |
 | Hamburger Eyes is a magazine, a publishing house, and more... in wet 'n wild San Francisco. |
 | Punks Jump Up are two super cool DJs living in London. We double-dog-dare you not to dance. |
 | Toilet Town makes skateboard decks, once worked for M&Ms, and loves Rainbow Bright. |
 | Matt Prins writes embarrassing, personal stories. And he's Canadian, if that's not embarrassing. |
 | WASTER A1810 SMX lives in Texas where he does graffiti, gets drunk, and plays Super Mario Bros. |
 | Neal Aultman is a tattoo artist from New Orleans, living in Brooklyn. And he tattooed all of us! |
 | Grisha Morgenstern is a snappy dresser. And he makes some wicked dead deer imagery. |
 | Patience Teenage Caveman is a one man band of sorts, living in Brooklyn, recording on a four-track. |
 | Helmut Smits is a Dutch artist growing trees in front of billboards and turning Coke into water. |
 | Featured Contributors Dre, Natsuki... two indispensable components of Chief Japan. |
