The Monthly Pornobioscoop

We go first so you can come quickly

by Mike Ock & Timothy Baptiste

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Remember when you were young?  Remember when the Internet first reached your home!  You’d sign into your Prodigy account, enter a chat room and wait.  You’d wait for that one chat line of dialogue, the only thing you want, the only thing you know to want.

GTH 12686: Sandra Bullock pic to trade

In you two go to a private chat box where arrangements are made for the email .jpg trade.

LancersHigh178: Gillian Anderson set to trade.

So you open another private chat.  And trade.  Soon your screen was spackled with negotiation chat boxes and your email inbox fresh with half-nude authentics or nasty, pussy-spread headshot Photoshop jobs.  And you were happy, clumsily thumbing it with dial-up.

But the Internet grew.  And you with it.  No longer did celebrity tits arouse you, let alone satisfy you.  And again, the Internet showed you the way.  Like an older brother returned from college, the Internet seemed so experienced, so smart, so fun!  Life was great!  Eventually, surfing for free sites and downloading whatever .avi you could, you saw your first nasty cum shot to the face, gluing eyelids shut and practically drowning the poor girl.  You knew you had seen too much.  It was too soon.  You had grown up too fast.

There was no turning back.  You embraced this change.  You dug deeper, found more, and more.  You burned floppy discs.  You catalogued.  File names, subdirectories… I’m sure we all had our favorites, pics like 07.jpg or teen_1.jpg.  And as much new and nasty as we found, as wide as those gaping assholes, as numerous as those gangbangs, as soft and strange as that first lesbian scene, we never lost lust for teen_1.jpg. She never left the recently opened.

What happened to her?  Where is she now?

In a fit of nostalgia, let us present for this month’s installment of The Pornobioscoop (PBS), a return to those natural beauties, those teen_1.jpgs and all her friends.  Poised in bathtubs or in dusky European hotel rooms… Exquisite female forms lying languidly or draped seductively in silk bed sheets… they make it seem so personal, so intimate, so clean… “I love you.”

I invite you all to raise your glasses and cheers the newest generation of soft-core beauties.

                                                                                                                Dedicated to teen_1.jpg,
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Met-Art.com
"Where flawless beauty meets art."

The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost of tasteful, pretty girl pics. I mean, the fucking best. Met Art is classic, an institution of sorts. Nice-looking girls, highly esteemed European types. To put it bluntly, expesive esscorts with GFE. And I love them all.

9 out of 10
Classic can sometimes mean outdated.  Some of them look vintage.  And for that you'll lose a point.






















GlamDeulxe.com

I would fuck the living shit out of this girl. Kate, is what they call her.  Jesus.  This is what I'm talking about! All you need is a pretty girl with distinctive looks all spread eagle! In the sauna, on a farm, in a car, against a tree, in the tub... and it's just hip enough to feel real, like this happened yesterday not far from here.  Well done, Sir Thierry Murrell.

10 out of 10
One word: Kate.






















Errotica-Archives.com
"Brilliant Photography - Timeless Art of Seduction - Beautiful Models"

For everything, there is always a bronze medal.  Fine enough girls.  But if this were a horse race, I'd bet on Errotica Archives to show, just barely in the money.

7 out of 10
Yeah, seven points. I can still jack off to this shit.





If you'd like Mike and Tim to review your porno site, send a link to MikeandTim@chiefmag.com

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